Richard Nixon

Richard "Tricky Dicky" Nixon is an American politician, currently the President of the United States.


Born in Yorba Linda, California on January 9, 1913, Nixon was raised in a house that his father built. He became a lawyer very early on after he graduated top of his class. He worked his way through congress- from the House of Representatives to the U.S. Senate. Nixon was elected vice president of Dwight D. Eisenhower from 1953 to 1961. Against John Fortnite Kennedy, he lost the presidential race of 1960. However, he came back swinging in 1968 and became the president. His approval ratings were so great, the Republican party granted him permission to have a third term if he so wished. He decided to wait and wait he did. He was cryogenically frozen in 1991 and unfrozen in 2016 to run against Donald Trump. He blows him out of the water and revives Ted Agnew, his running mate back in 1968. However, he revived him as a squid. He won the 2016 election and is now incumbent president of the United States.


Nixon is a goofball and a knucklehead. He likes a good joke every once in a while, but he tends to be serious. He also loves ripping on Agnew. He is pretty cool, I guess.


  • Nixon is a Liberal Republican and is a funny character.

  • Nixon is not a crook. No sirree.

  • Nixon's favorite meal is a 12' Meatball sub with Italian Sauce from Subway.


Full Name: Richard Milhous Nixon

DOB: January 9, 1913

POB: Yorba Linda, California

Occupation: President of the United States of America

Affiliation: U.S. Government

Relationship Status: Married

Gender: Male

Height: 5'11"

Eye Color: Black