Tech Gorphus

Tech "Techy UwU x3" Gorphus is the most well-respected scientist in the world.


Tech Gorphus was born on July 29, 1984 in Moore, Oklahoma. He very quickly got interested in the sciences, creating Gjeaj out of mold on some bread at the age of 4, and in 1997, worked on a project with Thailer Laisson. After Thai went back to Toronto, a horrible accident happened. This caused his vocal chords to meld together, and he was never able to speak again. That is, until Thai gave him a robotic mouth, allowing him to speak through text to speech. Now, he is leading the World Health Organization and creating new scientific technologies. He co-founded Reddit and at such a young age, he's ready to keep on keeping on.


Tech is a kind, if a bit sly kinda guy. That's about it.


  • Tech is ranked as one of the most powerful and influential people on the planet.

  • Tech, like Thai, has an incredibly high IQ.

  • Tech loves churros.


Full Name: Tech Gorphus

DOB: July 29, 1984

POB: Moore, Oklahoma

Occupation: Scientist

Affiliation: Big Men

Relationship Status: N/A

Gender: Male

Height: 5'8"

Eye Color: None