Tense Terraria

Tense is an ally to the Big Men and an incredibly successful runner of a Virtual Reality business.


Tense was born on June 14, 1998 in Auburn, Mississippi. Tense started a cryptocurrency scam in 2008, fleeing to Tampa after he got confronted by Millard Fillmore Law Enforcement. After this, he started an Arcade with an unknown businessman, and both use it as a semi-ponzi scheme. In reality Tense runs the Arcade due to his love of gaming, the ponzi scheme is just an excuse for his collaborator to fund him.


Tense is a huge klutz that constantly destroys priceless heirlooms and incredibly high-priced items. He is the most unfortunate man in the world, but he still has a big heart that he never gets to show.


  • Tense has been voted most unlucky man in the world 12 years in a row.

  • Tense has a cat and a pet slime that continues killing things.

  • Tense has a collection of Minecraft T-Shirts and Terraria Boxers.


Full Name: Landon Tensatonamore Terraria

DOB: June 14, 1998

POB: Auburn, Mississippi

Occupation: CEO of Terraria Enterprises

Affiliation: Big Men

Relationship Status: Gamer No Wife

Gender: Male

Height: 6'2"

Eye Color: Fearful