Thai Laisson

Thai is the main provocateur of the events of Big Men and is indirectly responsible for the 1997 Sellafield Nuclear Disaster.


Thai was born in Toronto to Hans and Cristine Laisson, one, an accomplished scientist and the other a member of the Canadian parliament. He essentially raised himself for his entire life and excelled in school. At the age of 13, Thai tried to follow in his father's footsteps and created an anti-aging serum that won him first place in the science fair. After an incredible accident happened, he dropped science and became incredibly paranoid. One day, he started up the largest bass pro shop industry called SEGA BASS FISHERS, headquartered, in Dallas, Tampa, and Hell's Canyon.


Thai is incredibly depressed and grouchy but puts on a facade for a happy-go-lucky attitude. He is technically a man child. He has been driven to insanity since Sellafield.


  • Thai's IQ is 194.2.

  • Thai is a staunch Republican.

  • Thai's favourite fish is a lumpfish. His second favourite fish is a bass.


Full Name: Thailer Beauregard Laisson

DOB: April 18, 1971

POB: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Occupation: Scientist, Fisherman, Philanthropist

Affiliation: Big Men

Relationship Status: Estranged

Gender: Male

Height: 5'5"

Eye Color: Black